Music Videos tagged #nospoilers

These videos have no real plot spoilers and are fairly safe to watch if you haven't seen the original.

  1. Footage:
    Maru (まる) (2011)
    Audio:
    Papa's Got A Brand New Bag (pt 1) by James Brown
    Duration:
    00:01:30
    Completed:
    1 year, 4 months ago...

    For Gianduja Kiss, Festivids 2011/12

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    Come here sister.....Papa's in the swing
    He ain't too hip...about that new breed babe
    He ain't no drag
    Papa's got a brand new bag

    Come here mama....and dig this crazy scene
    He's not too fancy....but his line is pretty clean
    He ain't no drag.
    Papa's got a brand new bag

    Oh papa! He's doing the Jerk
    Papa...he's doing the Jerk
    He's doing the twist ... just like this,
    He's doing the Fly ev'ry day and ev'ry night
    The thing's....like a Boomerang.
    Hey....come on
    Hey! Hey.....come on
    Hey! Hey....he's pu tight...out of sight...
    Come on. Hey! Hey!

  2. Footage:
    Alias (2001), Battlestar Gallactica (2004), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) and Veronica Mars (2004)
    Audio:
    I Enjoy Being a Girl by Sandra Allen
    Duration:
    00:03:39
    Completed:
    6 years, 9 months ago...

    Made for the Vividcon 2006 auction for Par Avion, a simple look at some role-model female TV characters.

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    When I have a brand new hairdo
    With my eyelashes all in curl,
    I float as the clouds on air do,
    I enjoy being a girl!

    When men say I'm cute and funny
    And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
    I just lap it up like honey
    I enjoy being a girl!

    I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
    I drool over dresses made of lace,
    I talk on the telephone for hours
    With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

    I'm strictly a female female
    And my future I hope will be
    In the home of a brave and free male
    Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

    I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
    I drool over dresses made of lace,
    I talk on the telephone for hours
    With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

    When I have a brand new hairdo
    With my eyelashes all in curl,
    I float as the clouds on air do,
    I enjoy being a girl!

    When someone with eyes that smoulder
    Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
    That falls on my iv'ry shoulder,
    I enjoy being a girl!

    When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
    That greets my bikini by the sea,
    I turn and I glower and I bristle,
    But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

  3. Colourful, silly, celebration of dance vid.

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    Well I heard about the fellow you've been dancing with
    All over the neighbourhood
    So why didn't you ask me baby
    Or didn't you think I could?

    Well I know that the boogaloo is out of sight
    but the shingaling's the thing tonight
    But if that was you and me a now baby
    I would have shown you how to do it right
    Do it right (U-huh)
    Do it right
    Do it right
    Do it right
    Do it right
    Aaah

    Twist it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby
    Hey we gonna loop de loop
    Shake it out baby
    Hey we gonna loop de li
    Bend over let me see ya shake your tailfeather
    Bend over let me see ya shake your tailfeather
    Come on let me see ya shake your tailfeather
    Come on let me see ya shake your tailfeather
    Aaah

    Twist it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby
    Hey we gonna loop de loop
    Shake it out baby
    Hey we gonna loop de li
    Bend over let me see ya shake your tailfeather
    Bend over let me see ya shake your tailfeather
    Come on let me see ya shake your tailfeather
    Come on let me see ya shake your tailfeather
    Aaah

    Come on, come on baby
    Come on, yeah, come on babe, alright

    Do the twist
    Do the fly
    Do the swim
    And do the bird
    Well do the duck
    Aaah, and do the monkey
    Hey hey, watusi
    And, ah, what about the frug
    Do the mashed potato
    What about the boogaloo
    Oh, the bony marony
    Come on let's do the twist
    Aaah

    Twist it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby
    Twist it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby

  4. Footage:
    Noiseman Sound Insect (1997)
    Audio:
    Beg4Life by Dr. Mario
    Duration:
    00:00:54
    Completed:
    8 years, 11 months ago...

    Filling in for a multi-editor project again. This time giving me an excuse to vid Noiseman.

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  5. Footage:
    Flight of the Dragons (1982), Kiki's Delivery Service (1989), Macross Plus (1994), Porco Rosso (1992) and Queen Emereldas (1998)
    Audio:
    E.T. Medley by John Williams
    Duration:
    00:02:37
    Completed:
    9 years, 7 months ago...

    The video I edited at Iron Chef, in 2 hours, with a program I'd never used before. It was hell and I didn't know the source footage well enough.

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  6. Footage:
    Original Art by Big Big Truck (2003)
    Audio:
    Original Voice Acting by AbsoluteDestiny, Kusoyaro, Akimbo
    Duration:
    00:11:45
    Completed:
    9 years, 8 months ago...

    A parody video made for a panel at Anime Weekend Atlanta about the preparations for that year's Iron Chef contest.

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  7. Footage:
    Noir (2001)
    Audio:
    Kirei na Kanjou (Pure Emotions) by Akino Arai
    Duration:
    00:01:48
    Completed:
    9 years, 9 months ago...

    This video was commissioned by ADV for their DVD release of the anime Noir. No special effects or distinctive digital manipulations could be used and no changes to the song choice or cut.

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  8. Footage:
    Cowboy Bebop (1998), Di Gi Charat (1999), FLCL (2000), His and Her Circumstances (1998), Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995) and Ranma ½ (1989)
    Audio:
    I.W.I.W.A.L. by Loudon Wainwright III
    Duration:
    00:03:14
    Completed:
    9 years, 10 months ago...

    I had this video planned for ages and when I finally got around to making it I missed the Otakon deadline. Oh well, it went to AWA and was a big success!

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    OK, I'm riding around in this car with this woman that I'm close to a couple times a week. I'm noticing she's looking out of the window and noticing OTHER WOMEN: how this one looks, "Isn't her hair lovely?", "What a nice outfit!"

    I said, "Babe, what is the DEAL?! You're noticing all these other chicks... maybe... you're a lesbian."

    She looks at me and she says, "I wish I was a lesbian!"

    Now, at that point, I wanted to say, "You mean 'you wish you WERE a lesbian' because, grammatically..." But I let it slide; I didn't wanna ruffle any feathers.

    But, y'know, that sentence, that retort, "I wish I was a lesbian"...kinda stuck in the ol' "Laud-lo"'s mind...kinda gestated there for...seven, eight minutes...AND THIS TUNE POPPED OUT!

    I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
    I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
    And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo"
    Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero

    I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight
    I would sleep with women only; man, that would be great
    I could throw away my diaphragm; I wouldn't wanna mate
    Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight
    HEEEEEEY!

    I wish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dyke
    I would hang with k.d. lang; Mel Gibson, take a hike
    I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike
    Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dyke

    I wish I was a lesbian; that's why this song is sung
    It shouldn't have to matter how someone is hung
    Other things are more important...LIKE HOW TO USE YOR TOUNGE... blblblblblblblblblbl
    I wish I was a lesbian; that's why this song is sung
    HEEEEEEY!

    (I dare Casey Kasem to play this!)

    I wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but true
    But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do
    But if I was a lesbian, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO
    I wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but true

    Hey, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
    I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
    And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo" (I hate that damned machismo!)
    Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
    I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
    I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
    Blblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl.

  9. Footage:
    Ghiblies (2003)
    Audio:
    Shimmy Shake by 720 Boyz
    Duration:
    00:00:15
    Completed:
    9 years, 10 months ago...

    Another gap filler for a multi-editor project. They don't get much shorter than this.

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    Bring that big bottom down
    Bring that booty to the ground
    Bring that big bottom down
    Bring that booty to the ground

    Shake that curly, girly, high
    Way up in the sky
    Shake that curly, girly, high
    Way up in the sky

  10. Footage:
    Serial Experiments Lain (1998)
    Audio:
    Modulation #1 by Otomo Yoshihide
    Duration:
    00:04:20
    Completed:
    10 years ago...

    Part two of the Dinosaur Studios pretence. Works really well in a big audience.

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  11. Footage:
    Wolf's Rain (2003)
    Audio:
    9th and Hennepin by Tom Waits
    Duration:
    00:02:02
    Completed:
    10 years ago...

    Made as a joke. Deliberately pretentious attempt at baiting comments using sockpuppets. This is the film noir one.

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    Well it's Ninth and Hennepin
    All the doughnuts have names that sound like prostitutes
    And the moon's teeth marks are on the sky
    Like a tarp thrown all over this
    And the broken umbrellas like dead birds
    And the steam comes out of the grill
    Like the whole goddamn town's ready to blow...
    And the bricks are all scarred with jailhouse tattoos
    And everyone is behaving like dogs
    And the horses are coming down Violin Road
    And Dutch is dead on his feet
    And all the rooms they smell like diesel
    And you take on the dreams of the ones who have slept here
    And I'm lost in the window, and I hide in the stairway
    And I hang in the curtain, and I sleep in your hat...
    And no one brings anything small into a bar around here
    They all started out with bad directions
    And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear
    One for every year he's away, she said
    Such a crumbling beauty, ah
    There's nothing wrong with her that a hundred dollars won't fix
    She has that razor sadness that only gets worse
    With the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by
    And the clock ticks out like a dripping faucet
    til you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin
    And you spill out over the side to anyone who will listen...
    And I've seen it all, I've seen it all
    Through the yellow windows of the evening train...

  12. Footage:
    Fun and Fancy Free (1947) and The Three Caballeros (1944)
    Audio:
    Macho Duck by DOMINO
    Duration:
    00:04:32
    Completed:
    10 years, 1 month ago...

    Another situation where I was helping out a multi editor project. This time to a 4 minute song about Donald Duck. Ugh.

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    Lets boogie

    He's got style, he's got flare
    Got two left feet but he doesn't care
    Dressed in blue, fit to form
    Ladies love to touch his uniform
    Mess with him and your outta luck
    He's a macho duck

    Macho macho duck
    Oh he's a manly sensation
    Macho macho duck
    He's a macho macho duck

    Can he move, well guess what?
    Watch his wiggle waddle strut
    But feathers fly when he gets riled
    It's like a pillow fight of white

    Macho macho duck
    The slickest bird in the nation
    Macho macho duck
    He's a macho macho duck

  13. Footage:
    Metropolis (1927) and Metropolis (Anime) (2001)
    Audio:
    Life on Mars? by David Bowie
    Duration:
    00:02:09
    Completed:
    10 years, 7 months ago...

    A critique of Rintaro's Metropolis and my first experiment with After Effects.

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    It's a god-awful small affair
    To the girl with the mousy hair
    But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
    And her daddy has told her to go
    But her friend is nowhere to be seen
    Now she walks through her sunken dream
    To the seat with the clearest view
    And she's hooked to the silver screen
    But the film is a saddening bore
    For she's lived it ten times or more
    She could spit in the eyes of fools
    As they ask her to focus on

    Sailors fighting in the dance hall
    Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
    It's the freakiest show
    Take a look at the lawman
    Beating up the wrong guy
    Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
    He's in the best selling show
    Is there life on Mars?

  14. Footage:
    Kodomo no Omocha (1996)
    Audio:
    I Still Have That Other Girl by Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach
    Duration:
    00:02:48
    Completed:
    10 years, 7 months ago...

    It makes sense if you know the show, honestly.

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    I have to say that we should finish it now
    Before we weaken 'cause we
    already know this is wrong
    I could give in
    Sometimes I think that I will
    Despite the temptation I try to be very strong
    If my reluctance seems a surprise
    It's not 'cause I don't want you
    But I just
    Know I must
    Hesitate
    Because I still have that
    other girl in my head
    I still have that other girl in my head

    There may be ugly rumors
    that I have been lying
    There may be angry tears but
    they're never worth the crying
    That is why
    Sometimes
    I hesitate
    Because I still have that
    other girl in my head
    I still have that other girl in my head
    I still have that other girl in my head

  15. Footage:
    His and Her Circumstances (1998) and Kodomo no Omocha (1996)
    Audio:
    The Colour of Defeat is a Dark Dark Blue by Kurata Sana
    Duration:
    00:00:25
    Completed:
    10 years, 9 months ago...

    Really makes no sense without having seen both shows used.

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  16. Footage:
    Descendants of Darkness (2000)
    Audio:
    Boys by Smile.dk
    Duration:
    00:02:44
    Completed:
    10 years, 9 months ago...

    I was asked at the last minute to do this particular track on the 2nd DDR Project. I agreed.

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    Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
    Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
    Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
    Be my lover boy

    Hot summer time
    Always something on my mind
    A kind of magic in the air
    I'm on the run
    To a sunny paradise
    With crowded beaches everywhere

    I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
    It's time to get things started
    So common everybody

    Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
    Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
    Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
    Be my lover boy

    Hot summer night
    Always makes me loose control
    It feels like heaven now I'm free

    And all the boys
    If you want to feel the heat
    Just come along and play with me

    I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
    It's time to get things started
    So common everybody

    Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
    Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
    Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
    Be my lover boy

  17. Footage:
    His and Her Circumstances (1998) and Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995)
    Audio:
    To Cut A Long Story Short by Spandau Ballet
    Duration:
    00:03:00
    Completed:
    10 years, 9 months ago...

    This video is a character profile of two characters from animations directed by Hideaki Anno done in the style of his post-Nadia work. As such, it's very stylised and not to everyone's taste. Despite being essentially an experimental video, it was very well received and is one of my favourites.

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    Soldier is turning
    See him through white light
    War upon war
    Heat upon heat
    To cut a long story short
    I lost my mind

    Sitting on a park bench
    Years away from fighting
    To cut a long story short
    I lost my mind

    Standing in the dark
    Oh I was waiting for man to come
    I am beautiful and clean
    And so very very young
    To be standing in the street
    To be taken by someone

    Questions questions
    Give me no answers
    That’s all they ever give me
    Questions questions
    Oh look at the strange boy
    He finds it hard existing
    To cut a long story short
    I lost my mind

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    Ebichu Minds the House (1999)
    Audio:
    Monkeys by Mad Caddies
    Duration:
    00:01:50
    Completed:
    10 years, 11 months ago...

    Created for the Mindwarp Entertainment Awards: Adult Video category so there would be enough entries to make it a valid category. I still laugh at the last clip. As in the show, very pantomime humour.

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    Monkeys
    watch out for them monkeys
    those crazy big guys drinking in the bar downtown
    Monkeys
    watch out for them monkeys
    They'll knock you right off your feet onto the ground
    They'll take pleasure being hormonally insane
    They'll find solace knocking you right upside the brain

    Monkeys
    watch out for them monkeys
    those crazy big guys drinking in the bar downtown
    Monkeys
    watch out for them monkeys
    They'll knock you right off your feet onto the ground

  19. Footage:
    My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999)
    Audio:
    Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win! by Shiro Sagisu
    Duration:
    00:01:11
    Completed:
    11 years, 1 month ago...

    Made as a wedding gift for Marco and Christina of Turboneko Studios.

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    Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995)
    Audio:
    After the End by Neon Genesis Evangelion Cast
    Duration:
    00:22:54
    Completed:
    11 years, 4 months ago...

    While doing various fansubs, I decided to give some visuals to the Evangelion Audio Drama. The translation was readily available on the internet but it was much more fun to watch it the way you would an episode. So using some really rudimentary Photoshop, I made effectively a slide show for the audio drama.

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    Serial Experiments Lain (1998)
    Audio:
    New Skin by Incubus
    Duration:
    00:04:04
    Completed:
    12 years, 1 month ago...

    My first amv. Vaguely about the 'Wired' addiction in Serial Experiments Lain. Made to test out a Pinnacle DC30 capture card that we were using for fansubbing.

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    At first I see an open wound,
    infected and disastrous.
    It breathes chaotic catastrophe,
    it cries to be renewed.
    (Please Renew Me!)
    Its tears are the colour of anger,
    they dry to form a scab.
    To the touch, its stiff and resilient,
    underneath, the new skin breathes.

    Its all been saved...
    with exception for the right parts.
    When will we be new skin?

    As outwardly cliche as it may seem,
    yes, something under the surface says,
    "C'est la vie."
    It is a circle, there is a plan...
    dead skin will atrophy itself to start again.
    Look closely at the open wound...
    see past what covers the surface
    Underneath chaotic catastrophe,
    creation takes stage.

    Dead skin will atrophy itself to start again.
    Dead skin will atrophy itself to start again.
    Dead skin will atrophy itself to start again.

    Its all been saved...
    with exception for the right parts.
    When will we be new skin?

    Its all been seen...
    with exception for what could be.
    When will we be new skin?

    until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see,
    and hear.
    since the inital publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum, humans
    learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear...is less than one
    millionth of reality.

    Fallacious cognitions,
    spewed from televisions,
    do mold our decisions.
    So stop and take a look,
    and you'll see what I see now.

    Its all been saved...
    with exception for the right parts.
    When will we be new skin?

    Its all been seen...
    with exception for what could be.
    When will we be new skin? skin?